Mischa Barton trades in one bud for another (City Rag) 

Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag have hugged and made up. It's touching to see plotlines friendships work themselves out. (US Magazine)

Audrina flaunts her fake hills, makes eye contact only with the sky in Maxim (Egotastic) 

Eco warrior and great thinking Sheryl Crow has designed a reusable shopping bag for Whole Foods that says "I Love My Home Planet Earth". On the reverse: "Mars is Just for Chillin'". (Faded Youth)  

James Van Der Beek Joins the Cast of One Tree Hill. No, it isn't 2003 again. Just ask Katie Holmes. (Just Jared) 

Bad week to be Hef: the Girls Next Door are no more and Daddy's pajama pockets aren't as deep as they used to be. Good thing he's downgrading on women (Jezebel)

la verdad la Pamela está bien sabrosa, chequen el video

y ya que estamos aquí, también pueden checarse el video porno que grabó hace ya algunos añitos atrás

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y también este.. que según es nuevo.. quien sabe..

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obviamente hagan click en las imágenes o en el link de abajo..

es todo por hoy, bola de marranos.

Recently Hue and his 28 yr old Blonde Bomshell Holly Madison (seen standing alone (picture below) at Hugh Hefner's birthday party, as the camera snaps some Las Vegas nightclub pictures, he's probably off with the twins hah) have ended their relationship.  They started dating in August so I'm assuming this must have been a long term relationship for Hugh considering he is surrounded by 'perfect tens' at the Playboy Mansion. Who knows if the new twin girlfriends, Karissa and Kristina will be able to handle the sudden spotlight, but really, who cares. Hugh will be keeping these two around for as long as he wants. Even if they break down and let the fame go to their head, and end up in re-hab (they would fit right in with today's hottest celebrities), Hugh would probably end up in a different re-hab, Re Hab Sundays at Hard RockPool (just one of the big name Las Vegas nightclub events).

It looks like Girls Next Door, Holly Madison is really going to be the girl next door, next door to Hugh! Usually Hugh Hefner goes for the more, how should I put this, voluptuous type of girl but I guess when your still able to get nineteen year old twins, you can make an exception.

Ex-Girlfriend Holly Madison

Chelsea Lately Kendra Wilkonson Interview

Hace apenas unos días las gemelas Karissa y Kristina Shannon saltaron a la fama por su flamante noviazgo con el fundador de Playboy, Hugh Hefner.

Sin embargo en las últimas horas trascendió que las hermanas deberán hacer buena letra ya que actualmente gozan del beneficio de la libertad condicional luego de haber golpeado a la joven Erica Civello, a quien le ocasionaron una conmoción cerebral.

Según publica el sitio Mundo52, Hefner fue quien se hizo cargo de las gemelas de 19 años, luego de pagar la fianza de 10 mil dólares.

Las hermanas Shannon declararon en su momento que la agresión contra Civello, el 10 de enero de este año, fue en defensa propia.

Aquel día, según relataron las hermanas, fueron a una fiesta. Allí Ben, el novio de Erica, comenzó a discutir con Kristina, que estaba muy ebria. Finalmente el joven terminó la pelea golpeándola con una botella de cerveza.

Luego, Ben animó a Erica para que entrara a la discusión y golpeara a Kristina. Entonces Karissa empujó a Erica, para quitársela de encima a su hermana. Finalmente, Erica fue a dar contra una de las paredes del lugar.

Lo llamativo de esta historia es que las gemelas salieron de la cárcel para estar presas en la mansión de Hefner, lo que se puede entender como un “traslado” de reos.

Tua-tua keladi makin tua makin menjadi. Mungkin julukan paling cocok untuk pria gaek yang satu ini. Dengan penuh percaya diri,  Hugh Hefner, bos Playboy , kembali mengencani daun muda untuk dijadikan kekasihnya.

Setelah berpisah dengan pacarnya Holy Madison, pria 82 tahun itu memilih Si Kembar Kristina dan Karissa Shannon sebagai gacoan barunya.

Ya..... Hefner ditinggal Madison yang telah menemaninya bertahun-tahun baru-baru ini. Pria yang dikaruniai empat orang anak dari dua istri itu mengaku terlalu tua untuk bisa memberikan anak bagi pacarnya tersebut.

Dan Madison pun memilih hengkang dari Hefner, karena putus asa, tidak akan pernah mendapat keturunan dari bos Playboy ini. Lain Madison, lain pula Hefner. Ditinggal pergi, Hefner rupanya tidak perlu menahan lama nafsu birahinya. Dengan sekejap Hefner rupanya telah melupakan masa-masa indahnya bersama Madison.

"Kristina dan Karissa kemungkinan akan menjadi pacar saya. Buat saya, mereka adalah pengisi hari-hari ku saat ini," kata Hefner.

Meski telah dipilih sebagai teman kencan, tampaknya Kristina dan Karissa harus juga tetap saling berbagi dengan wanita lain. Karena ketika mengencani Madison, Hefner juga lengket dengan dua gadis cantik Bridget Marquardt, dan Kendra Wilkinson.  Waduh...... benar-benar tua keladi nich !

source : rileks.com/seleb

Holly Madison, Hef's Ex and star of the E! Show The Girl's Next Door was looking glam fab at the 2008 Hollywood Life Style Awards.

For more on this story and all breaking entertainment news;  www.drfunkenberry.com

La ex playmate no sólo apareció desnuda para entregarle al magnate editorial un pastel de aniversario, sino que también le dedicó un baile sensual y le propinó un beso en los labios.

"Creo que fue la sorpresa perfecta para él", dicen que comentó una de las novias de Hefner, Kendra Wilkinson.

Otra de sus conejitas, Holly Madison, quien hace unos días anunció su separación del octogenario, también aprobó el regalito de la rubia ex vigilante de la playa. [Fuente]

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The reasons why a decent book that could be good isn't aren't always obvious, even if symptoms of its problems are. I keep coming back to James Fallows' comment:

Here is something that is common knowledge in the publishing business but that few “normal” readers know: that the average article in a good magazine is much, much more carefully edited than almost any book. Yes, books can last forever while magazines go away after a week or month. But in a high-end magazine – like, well, the Atlantic, or the New Yorker, or the New York Review of Books, or one of a dozen others that invest in good copy editors and fact checkers – you’re far less likely to find typos, grammar errors, careless repetitions and contradictions, or simple made-up facts than you’ll find in books.

I don't think it's an accident that Ross normally writes for the New Yorker, as his book is impeccably edited. Before discussing the content of Mr. Playboy, its noxious style and innumerable mistakes have to be noted because they so distract from the reading of it. In Charlie Wilson's War, such problems were relatively minor but noticeable. In Mr. Playboy, they're glaring and enormous. We learn that: "[...] Hefner also emerged as a serious shaper of, and commentator on, modern American values." He was also a "serious, influential figure in modern culture," who "played a key role in changing American values, ideas, and attitudes" (all on 3). Hefner and Playboy shaped rather than just reflecting "American values" (4). He also helped transform "sexual values" (4). He personified "the mass-culture overhaul of modern society" and "he was a child of popular culture" (both on 5). The magazine became a "cultural litmus test [... for ....] modern American culture" (6). Playboy became a "cultural trendsetter" (6, again). Hefner positioned himself "as a dissenter in modern America" but "expressed many of the deepest impulses of mainstream American culture [... appearing on] the cultural skyline [...]" (7). And he "presented a compelling vision of the good life in modern America" (7). I don't know how often "modern" is used and in how many different ways and contexts, but the author or editor should do a "find" using a word processor and figure it out.

Enough of the introduction. The first chapter tells us Hefner's boyhood fantasies "mirrored larger patterns in America's emerging culture of self-fulfillment [...]" (12). "The popular culture milieu of Depression-era America" helped shape Hefner (18). The Hefner family was susceptible to "modernizing influences" and "American popular culture" (19). "In certain ways they had embraced modernity." Hefner's mother "displayed a modern side" (both 21). Her modernity is mentioned again on page 26, where we also learn "American popular culture molded Hugh Hefner's boyhood character," and it's mentioned one more time on 32. On 27, we learn more about "Popular culture." After college, "Hefner's emotional and ideological maturation received an added boost from American popular culture" (56). "Playboy's appeal was rooted more deeply in the broad social and cultural milieu of postwar America" (72). You don't say? I had no idea popular culture affected Hefner or Playboy.

On page 35, Hefner was dating a girl but "met someone else." Two lines down, he "met a young woman who had been a classmate." On page 40, "He became roommates with Bob Preuss, established a fresh circle of friends, and threw himself into a new round of experiences." Why not just describe the circle and experiences? Further, we find out that "Bob Preuss, a roommate at the Granada House, was struck by [Hefner's] candor in talking about sex" (46). Really? I had no idea this Bob guy existed.

On the consumer end, he advocated "consumer efflorescence" and "consumer products" and gave a model for the "stylish consumer" (all on 4). The early 1900s saw "the explosive growth of a consumer economy" (this phrase combining a cliche and repetition on 19). Alfred Kinsey's findings shocked a society "committed to consumer conformity" (45). We learn about "an economy of abundance" and "material abundance" (the latter twice) on 73). On 74 we find the Cold War "molded these elements of abundance [...]", and that Life magazine ran photos showing "consumer amenities." And on 75, we hear more of "people intoxicated with abundance." Playboy encouraged "young men into a fuller enjoyment of American abundance in all of its material and emotional dimensions" (80). On page 83, we learn of "a climate of [...] widespread abundance." On page 104, we learn that postwar American has "consumer abundance." Chapter seven is titled "An Abundant Life." Mr. Playboy has an abundance of abundance.

On page 86, Playboy begins through "working in the small Superior Street town house in an atmosphere marked by common purpose and camaraderie [...]," and we find out below that "A sense of closeness marked the office atmosphere." At the top of the next page, "An early staffer observed, 'There was a closeness there [...]'" followed by, "Amid this warm atmosphere [....]". Did anyone edit this book in a modestly serious fashion? If that weren't enough, cliches occur too frequently, as when Hefner and Playboy "had taken the country by storm" (3). His first wife "scarred him for life" (48). "Everything seemed possible" (61). Something "captures [Hefner's] imagination" (62). "It helped drive the final nails into the coffin of traditional Victorian morality [...]" (121).

Watts chronically makes the kind of mistakes I mark in freshmen papers. He says, "[Consumer society] was intimately connected to a larger ethos of pleasure, leisure and entertainment" (129). How is it connected? He says "important elements of fantasy went into the presentation of these "real" young women." That sentence isn't needed because he goes into those element later in the paragraph. He says of one Playboy staffer who feels superior to the organization, "The reasons were complex" (92). Don't say the reasons are complex—show why they are complex.

There's more, but I don't have the heart or, more importantly, the interest to observe every problem that could've come out of a student essay. Most of my examples came from the first half of the book because I didn't read the second as carefully. Mr Playboy also shows why magazines like The New Yorker and The Atlantic are so good, aside from their editing: either might've taken the 70,000 or so words in this book, compressed them a 6,000 word article, and lost little if any meaning while giving the virtues of compression. If Watts had hired me, many of these problems could've been avoided. The above barrage is free, however, and if anyone (like his publicist, for example) knows how to forward said advice to Watts before the paperback edition, I'd highly encourage you to do so. It might alleviate some of the book's problems. There is an inherent danger in studying a person wittier and deeper than you are in that quotes and jokes from one's subject will upstage the writer. On page 106, surrounded by banal commentary, Watts quotes Hefner saying:

There's nothing dirty in sex unless we make it dirty. A picture of a beautiful woman is something that a fellow of any age ought to be able to enjoy [...] It is the sick mind that finds something loathsome and obscene in sex.

It's the kind of elegant stylistic and intellectual formulation Watts seldom gets to. Perhaps the most self-referential part of Mr. Playboy and its author comes amid a discussion of Hefner's enormous and apparently misguided effort to write a piece called "the Playboy philosophy" every month. Watts says, "While [Hefner's] unadorned prose could be crisp and illuminated with flashes of insight and passion, more often it was turgid and repetitive." This sentences applies to Mr. Playboy, and Watts shows no sense of the irony in his committing of the same sins he projects on Hefner.

Still, occasional passages, if not redemptive, do convey signifance. Watts likes the amusingly sophomoric through phrases about how "a new commitment to pleasure penetrated [tee-hee] into the most intimate, personal realm of human life..." Bits have surprising pathos, like a quote from one of Hefner's former girlfriends described on page 205. He also reveals an original thought about Playboy and its creator on page 53 when he says:

Hefner also struggled to shape his views of the world into some kind of cohesive form. In typical adolescent fashion, this bright young man had soaked up a mishmash of ideas and theories during his high school and college years, ranging from Hollywood movies to Freud, popular cartoons to Darwin, Protestant theology to Tarzan.

Such random influences can't be so unusual given American pop culture, and this section helps show some of the internal contradictions of Playboy's later philosophy, or faux-philosophy. Such moments are too rare in Mr. Playboy, and I don't think they're the fault of the subject—they're the fault of the writer. Maybe if Watts better connected the facets of Hefner's life to anything besides themselves, the book would have been improved. As it was, the ten or so girlfriends listed through the latter half of the book only demonstrate that Hefner famously likes to date young. If there's a better known facet of his life, I'm not sure what it is. Perhaps one day a better biographer will come along and show us what's really new.

Holly Madison calls it splitsville with Hugh Hefner. Holly doesn't leave the multimillion dollar mansion and all the servants but does leave the bedroom of Hefner.

Hef, owner of the Playboy empire, is reportedly "in the dumps" being down to only two super-hot sexy young model babes.

Rumor has it that 19 year old twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon are already at the mansion and willing to do their best to help Hef get through this dreadful ordeal he is faced with.

Unfathomably hot Paraguayan Javelin Thrower Leryn Franco has nabbed herself a Serbian Tennis-Pro boyfriend Novak Djokovic.

It is reported that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have immediately scheduled plastic surgery appointments in a bid to not lose their title as the "Hottest Couple on the Planet."

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SHE'S BAAAACKK: American Idol country girl Kellie Pickler is back with her second album and its lead-off single, "Don't You Know You're Beautiful," and an interview with People magazine in which she says she recently suffered from depression.

American Idol contestants that didn't get rich and famous are said to be "even more depressed."

Rumours are afoot that comeback princess Britney Spears’ little sister is pregnant again, just four months after giving birth to daughter Maddie Briann Alridge. “Jamie Lynn is eight weeks pregnant right now, and she and her mom [Lynne Spears] are hysterical,” a source revealed to the much respected National Enguirer Magazine.

“Jamie Lynn believed she couldn't get pregnant while she was breast-feeding and you have to drink a lot of water or your baby will come out dirty.”

Barack Obama spots "de plane" in the Fantasy Island revisited tour.

Despite the fact that Mickey Day affectionately fondles her arms and neck in public and private continuously, Actress Selma Blair insists that she and her on-screen hubby in the forthcoming TV comedy series 'Kath & Kim', Mickey Day, are just "good friends".

Paris Hilton declares victory in Iraq.

Actually I believe she is right on this one. They have an elected democratic government, their women are not beat to death on the street for showing more than 2 eyes and the bridge of their nose and the kids are now rarely traded for two goats and a bag of tobacco. Mission accomplished, now on to Afganistan.

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Chuck is going to speak at Furman University.

Here are some facts you should know about Chuck Norris:

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. 

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

More at ChuckNorrisFacts.com. 

You're still searching on Hugh Hefner's latest cradle robbing, Karissa and Kristina Shannon.

Also, you folks are exhibiting an unusual interest in Independent Development Accounts, or IDAs. More on IDAs here.

Basically, it's free money for poor people to help them buy stuff. The sort of thing that helped lead to our current financial crisis. Fortunately, the website I went to said they weren't currently taking applications for that IDA. "Program Is Full". 

Wonder why.

Por Calil Neto

- O vice-presidente da Rede TV!, Marcelo de Carvalho, anunciou ao vivo durante a programação da emissora, na manhã de hoje, que a sede do canal em Sampa vai mudar, informou a coluna Outro Canal da Folha de São Paulo.

As novas instalações da emissora serão transferidas de Barueri para um centro de televisão digital (que chique!) em Osasco.

A mudança começa no final do ano, durante as férias coletivas dos funcionários, e será concluída no dia 15 de novembro de 2009, data em que a Rede TV! completa 10 aninhos. (Daniel Castro)

Afinal de contas a Rede TV, é a rede de tv que mais cresce no país... Ahahahaha... Os sorrisos também cresceram com a novidade. Parabéns.

- A Band ofereceu um programa noturno, ao vivo, para a bela Adriane Galisteu, informou a coluna Zapping do jornal Agora. Seu advogado, Sérgio D'Antino, revelou à coluna Outro Canal da Folha que a oferta da emissora dos Saads é financeiramente superior à do SBT.

Além disso, a loiraça também estaria negociando com a GNT.

A mulher está disputada no mercado... Em todos os sentidos... Ahahahaha...

- As gêmeas Kristina e Karissa Shannon, de 19 aninhos apenas, novas namoradas do dono da Playboy, o tiazão e magnata Hugh Hefner, 82 aninhos apenas (ahahah...), têm ficha criminal, segundo o site de celebridades TMZ.

As duas estiveram presas em janeiro por crime de agressão grave, que pode levar até um ano de cadeia. As bambinas foram soltas após pagar uma indenização a vítima, mas estão em liberdade condicional.

Kristina e Karissa se mudaram para a mansão Playboy esta semana, depois da saída de Holly Madison.

É um troca-troca total... Com todo respeito leitor. Ahahahaha...

E o pior: As MENINAS são amigas de Amy Winehouse e batem mesmo. Pensou se elas matam o tiozinho da Playboy.

Site TMZ

19-year-old busty blonde twin sisters Kristina and Karissa Shannon are the newest Playboy Playmates. Click here to get the latest pictures, including amazingly steamy nude pics from Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion garden.

VIA: Hottiesinthenews.com

Since the news about the Hugh and Holly split, I have been overwhelmed and hugely embarrassed about the amount of interest I have.  But in the spirit of gossip, two twins (Karissa and Kristina Shannon) have moved into the mansion and are reportedly not girlfriends..... yet.  Oh and they are 19.  It is also rumored that Amy Leigh Andrews, who is a 24 year old college senior from Georgia, has thrown her hat in the ring to be a girlfriend.  Wait, lets rewind... a 24 year old college SENIOR (ummm I will be 24 and have a MBA, sounds like a new Bridget!)  She was testing at the mansion this previous weekend and mentioned she would like be a girlfriend (yes a total new Bridget).  I feel as though this chick is a total wannabe however.  I feel that Kayla, who Holly discovered on myspace, and was in the premiere episode might be one of the new prospects.  That isn't anything official, just my personal observation of Holly's facial expressions (bitch faces) towards her in the episodes. 

If all three of these ladies come onboard, we are still expecting to see more young ladies jump in bed with the old man, he is looking for a full house: "It's a big house," he said. "And I'm not going to live alone. I'm definitely not going to live alone."  I have to say, it is very weird to me how desperate these girls are to date a man that is older than my grandfather.  All of them should go read the book BunnyTales, I read the excerpts on google reader and that was enough for me!

It seems as though Hef is legitimately upset about the Holly split, he did not even realize it was truly over until she announced it drunk on TMZ cameras, in a recent phone interview he stated "If Holly says its over, I guess its over."  Aww, she probably told him and he just forgot.  

Check out the new prospects below.  I don't see what is so special about them, but then again they do want to date an 82 year old.

Hefner said 19-year-old Playmate twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon are living in the mansion, but they're aren't his girlfriends - yet.

Thanks to Celebridiot and Buzzfeed for the pictures