Palavras de iluminação proferidas pelo André Dahmer, um dos únicos seres viventes do planeta que não precisa pagar nada para aparecer aqui no jabá blog. Disseminar a sabedoria dos malvados é responsabilidade social.

The real life Dahmer was arrested in 1991 and convicted of the murders of 17 young men. His criminal record also included earlier crimes of sexual abuse, public drunkenesss, mastrubating in public and so on. He eventually graduated to murder, cannibalism and necrophilia and that's where you start realising how wrong this film could have gone. It could have been a slasher/horror/blood-and-gore standard. But no.

And that's why it works.

The story is told in a slightly disjointed way, showing the animal as a younger brute as well as the fully fledged killer who invites a presumptive second victim back to his apartment while he still has his previous victim in the bedroom. Using the same actor for both the younger and older Dahmer means the director has made the choice to show differences in time through composition and colour saturation, plus a general lack of scruffiness in the aperance of the actor in the earlier sequences. This actually works surprisingly well. The static camerashots when showing Dahmer's youth also create an atmosphere of alienation that works well.

You get the sense that everything carries meaning, and like any good story of alienation everything carries equal menaing. Killing, driving around or having a cup of coffee is treated with equal attention to detail. It creates an overall feeling of unpleasantness. You constantly wait for the other shoe to drop. Renner gives a great performance of an affable guy who hides a brutal killer behind a slow, boyish smile. He has captured the predatory gaze with alarming accuracy.

If you are looking for gore, however, this is not the movie for you. There is some violence, but it is generally treated with due decorum and the more graphic details of Dahmer's practises, like cannibalism, are left out. Neither do we get any psych 101 answers as to why Dahmer is the way he is, which is a good thing. Presented with his behaviour and some of his own rhetoric on topics of morality the viewer is left to draw his/her own conclusions. The simple answer is that there is no simple answer.

On the other hand you could argue that this way of handling the topic is a bit coy. Everything becomes surface, and it is easier to distance yourself from the action when it is treated with this much decorum. I knew the story beforehand, including some of its viler aspects, and even when knowing what comes next you still don't have to invest in it - it is easy to take a clinical view of events. I would say it is not nearly as disturbing as Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986) which has a completely different aesthetic. But it does linger...

Mule

Men seeking women are retards-
I was browsing Craig's List, lkie I often do when I should be working, and I couldn't help but notice that most of the posts are a little off. Not, 'off' like, say Kramer but 'off' like Dahmer. I shudder to think this is how I may be viewed by women.

I was reading several posts in the Men seeking Women section, here are the titles that caught my eye. Followed by my commentary, call it helpful advice.

1. Beastiality!!! - (323)
Bestiality? Bestiality? I say again Bestiality? First, if your into this, spell it correctly, secondly, if you think enough women in LA are into this, you have some great misconceptions about the other sex.
2. ATTRACTIVE MARRIED BLACK MALE SEEKING A SPECIAL FRIEND - 30 - (Hollywood)
I'm gonna start with 'Married', see, first and foremost, this is a no no in the dating community. Now, if by 'special' you mean 'rain man' then I'll give you a pass, otherwise, get a divorce.
3. looking for sexy milf - 32 -
Do you really believe there is a woman browsing CL right now, who sees this ad and exclaims in a Jennifer Tilly esque voice "I'm a sexy MILF! Yay! Someone wants me." If so, you my friend are R E T A R D E D!
4. Daddy/Daughter.... - 818 - (Burbank)
Good lead in, incest is usually better held till the third date, but I applaud your bravado. Way to just throw it out there, let em' know where you're coming from. Do I have to spell out the issues with this post? I thought not.
5. RIMMING?? - (L.A.)
Once again, I applaud your sense of subtlety, the nuances of your prose are more than enough to convince the woman of your dreams that Rimming is indeed just the special pick me up she needed today. God speed young Rimwalker, god Speed.
6. Turned on by asian women - 36 - (West LA /SGV/ OC)
Amazing title,since we all know that Asian women love to be singled out, they thoroughly enjoy being seen as a fetish, held to a subservient standard. May I suggest a follow up post, 'Wanted, urine colored princess to love me long time.' I just figured I'd spare you the time, since your previous post is most probably viewed this way.
7. Male ISO Female To Help Her Pay Her Bills - 33 - (Los Angeles)
Translation, 'I accidentally posted in the wrong area, I meant Erotic Services, sorry for the confusion. I really respect women, really, I do. I swear, stop looking at me that way.'
8. Rape fantasy or submissive??? - (L.A.)
Incest, Rimming, and now Rape? Sure, everyone has fantasies, some have control fantasies, or lack there of. However, most fantasies, and when I say 'most' I mean 98%, are fulfilled by people with a connection, some history. Not random 'psychos' and I mean that in the most polite way, from the internet. Don't get me wrong I'm up for a good raping like the next guy, I just choose to stalk and drug my women the old fashioned way. (read last line with extreme SARCASM)
9. Addicted to Big Boobs!!! - 29 - (Los Angeles)
If you as a woman, read this title and where in any way attracted to this man, please email me, because I too am addicted to big boobs.
10. I GUESS WOMEN ARE DUMB...BLACK MALE SEEKS SMART WOMAN - 36 -
He throws the first pitch, and it's knocked out of the park! I like to start my ads by insulting the very people I'm trying to attract, it goes back to elementary school, you punch the one you love. May I suggest some other titles? 'Shut up Bitch, I'm tryin to F23K you!' or 'Looking for girl who can take a punch.' possibly 'Look Bitch, have someone read this too you and call me.'

I initally planned on posting an ad looking to meet someone with whom I may share a connection, possibly grab a bite to eat, or some dessert, a drink or two even. It turned into something entirely different, if you enjoyed my humor, like Latin guys and have big boobs (I'm joking, sort of) then email me.

Thank you,
Happy Hunting.

Anthony Dominguez
Comedian, Writer, Lover...®

Estou devendo umas cento e tantas prestações!

An Ohio man has admitted to four felony counts of public indecency after a neighbour caught him on camera having sex with a picnic table, local news outfit WTOL11 reports.

Bellevue resident Art Price Jr, 40, molested the round metal table on four occasions "between the hours of 10:30 am and noon". A video of his last furniture liaison, on 14 March, provided police with hard evidence of Price's perversion.

Police Captain Matt Johnson said: "The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table."

!!!!W.T.F.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Let me just say that I have often joked amongst friends that I would hump a wood pile if not for the fear of splinters - as a complete joke! And, ONLY a joke! My weener has been alot of different places, but it has never been caught parusing amongst the lawn furnature section in Home Depot. On the list of places that I would like to stick my dangle, plastic table is pretty low on down the line - somewhere between an air conditioning vent and a garbage disposal. Enough about me. If I had the chance, I would love to ask this gentleman a few simple questions, such as....

O.k., forgetting the fact that you humped a picnic table temporarily, why didn't you do the deed indoors? Did your ass need a breath of fresh air? Tanning your balls? Have you eaten off of the table since making it your girlfriend? Since picnic tables are androgonous, is it a girl? Does it matter? Did manual masterbation get that tiresome? Is a table an accomodating lover? Are some tables better than others? Was the dining room furnature cheating on you, where you felt the need to have an affair? When did the cops stop laughing? .....this could go on forever......

God have mercy on this man's soul....that's quite the story to be explaining when standing before the "pearly gates" in the sky! Now, people tell me that this Jesus guy was a forgiving fellow, but I'm sure even he had his limits. Is there an excuse that will work? Probably not, but the writers for The Late Show with David Letterman still tried....here is one of Dave's famous Top Ten Lists, titled

Top Ten: Excuses of the Man Caught Having Sex With A Picnic Table

10 ) Got all worked up after looking through the IKEA catalogue

9 ) C'mon, did you see that picnic table?

8 ) I was refinishing it and things just got out of hand

7 ) Just broke up with the pool table, and didn't want to be alone

6 ) If you're gonna arrest every man who's had sex with a picnic table, you're gonna have to build a hell of alot more prisons

5 ) Was curious if I could have sex with anything more flat and lifeless than my wife - hiyoooo...

4 ) Hey, a man has needs

3 ) My doctor says I have Restless Nuts Syndrome?!?

2 ) It's not like I spent $4,000 for a hooker!

1 ) Well, it was our anniversary

There is always someone wierder than you out there.....except for you, Mr. Dahmer....you're messed up....

A recent photo of the Rabbi

Everyone always asks me why Jews keep Kosher and if I've ever eaten bacon.
1. Jews keep Kosher because of laws set in place centuries ago to prevent illness due to the consumption of certain types of food, such as pork, shellfish, etc. (Plus, pigs are like superheroes to us...)
2. Yes, believe it or not, I've eaten bacon, ham, cheeseburgers, shrimp, lobster and anything else that blatantly breaks the Kosher laws. (You don't have to keep Kosher to be considered a good Jew. Besides, we have the FDA now.)

So the Rabbi is teaching us about the Kosher laws, enlightening us on laws regarding the preparation of meat and reasoning for not being able to eat pork, shellfish and, yes, even human flesh. (That's right, despite his delicious Plasma Noodle Soup with Matzah Ball recipe, Jeffrey Dahmer would not be considered Kosher.)

As I'm learning about these laws, I feel compelled to ask the Rabbi a question. I interrupt his explanation to say, "Excuse me, Rabbi. This is a random question, but I've been meaning to ask someone in your profession for a long time."

Rabbi: "What is it you want to know?"
Me: "Well, here's what I don't understand. When I was younger, my cousin had his circumcision. My brother was his godfather and had to hold him while the Mohel did his things with the scissors."
Rabbi: "Yes?"
Me: "Well, my brother's holding my cousin, the mohel snips his tip and five minutes later, the entire family is eating a fresh tray of cold cuts. What's the deal with this "snip-tip, eat-meat" tradition or can you at least tell me what goes best on a Kaiser roll with onion and tomato?"

Essa é uma tirinha do André Dimmer  Domar Dahmer. O site do maluco é esse aqui.

As histórias são cheias de sarcasmo e humor negro. Um dos mais ácidos críticos do sistema.

Seja lá o que for isso.

 Postado por Ed

Se não, siga os links. No primeiro você terá informações sobre o novo filme de J.J. Abrams, que dirigiu ,  bombas coisas como  "Armageddon" e "Missão Impossível 3" , além de ser o escritor (tanks Master Jason) de "Armageddon" . Acontece que , no novo filme, provisoriamente chamado "Cloverfield", ele esta usando uma forma de marketing que, quando da certo, ´funciona que é uma beleza: Marketing Viral. Através de Sites falsos e interativos, mensagems de e-mail "reais" dos personagens do filme, supostos vídeos amadores espalhados pelo Youtube, notícias , hoaxes, boatos (seria Cthulhu? Godzilla?) e a própria repercursão que tudo isso gera, ele está conseguindo atrair para o seu filme uma publicidade que talvez não conseguiria com o marketing tradicional.

Bem ao estilo do que aconteceu ao acaso (será? Teorias da cospiração à parte...) com o nosso Tropa de Elite.

O segundo caso, uma brincadeira lançada pelo Dahmer, autor dos Malvados, gerou um fluxo imenso no seu blog, atenção da mídia, além de um sem-número de cópias, algumas bem-feitas, algumas fajutas.

Tudo isso para mostrar essa notícia do Omelete. Ela aponta para uma notícia antiga, de 2002, que fala sobre o filme "Pi". Acontece que no meio da notícia está estampado um mosquito feito de caracteres, como se fosse um fossíl digital. Pronto. Está feito Marketing Viral. Veja você mesmo.

Agora é hora da nerdaiada juntar os pontos: A notícia oficial está na sessão de games. O mosquito esta estampado na notícia de um filme obscuro sobre teoria da conspiração e do caos. O mosquito é feito de códigos, aparentemente sem sentido. O que tudo isso junto quer dizer? É óbvio!

Não sei.

Mas que ficou legal e deixa a gente curioso, é inegavel.

Vou tomar uma cerveja para cada chateação que tive hoje.

"Está decidido. Nunca mais assistirei televisão" "Será um fardo viver e pensar ao mesmo tempo".

Tive grandes mulheres. Algumas, com mais de cento e vinte quilos.

A diferença entre eu e Silvia Saint é que ela ganha bem para levar no rabo.

Conheço vários otimistas, todos com menos de dez anos.